Silicon Asylum

* Hancock. Will smith, dysfunctional comic book superhero movie. Just caught a commercial for this one last night while watching TV, looks pretty good.

As some of you may know I do work involving IT Security for a living. To make my life easy I often use BackTrack. BackTrack is a Linux LiveCD that includes a whole load of IT Security tools (nmap, kismet, nikto...100s of tools). As with many online communities these days they offer forums for their users to ask questions etc.

What amazes me is the sheer idiocy of some of the people we get on the forums. I can completely understand that lots of people want to been a l33t h4x0rs. But SERIOUSLY...WTF PEOPLE!

For every good post (someone with a decent technical question or someone that wants to share something cool) there are 20 posts from truly clueless individuals, like:

"If i Don`t have any clients connected to my wep ...."

WTF are people doing trying to crack WEP and "test" Wireless Access Points, if they don't even know how the freaking things work.....actually strike that not how they work but just the basics of the terminology surrounding the thing. You don't connect to WEP. Perhaps you connect "via" it or "using" it.

I'm not even going to get into the fact that consumer products are insecure to start with and how breaking WEP should be completely irrelevant if you're using decent WPA or even better WPA with Radius auth.

The next big DUH! related to all these stupid posts is the people always claim "I'm trying to break MY WEP" etc. We know very well you're trying to hi-jack your neighbor's service and get free internet access (or similar circumstance) so STOP BSing us and wasting everyone's time.
1) You're wasting time with something you obviously don't understand.
2) There's no point in testing your own setup if you just do it right in the first place.
3) 99.999% of the time you're breaking the law. (Even if you tell us you have "permission"....we'll trust ya really...WTF?)

While IANAL, I did manage to dig some info up. Here is some of the relevant Canadian Criminal Code (Federal):
C-46, Section 326

Theft of telecommunication service

326. (1) Every one commits theft who fraudulently, maliciously, or without colour of right,
(a) abstracts, consumes or uses electricity or gas or causes it to be wasted or diverted; or
(b) uses any telecommunication facility or obtains any telecommunication service.

Definition of “telecommunication”
(2) In this section and section 327, "telecommunication" means any transmission, emission or reception of signs, signals, writing, images or sounds or intelligence of any nature by wire, radio, visual or other electromagnetic system.

R.S., c. C-34, s. 287; 1974-75-76, c. 93, s. 23.

Possession of device to obtain telecommunication facility or service

327. (1) Every one who, without lawful excuse, the proof of which lies on him, manufactures, possesses, sells or offers for sale or distributes any instrument or device or any component thereof, the design of which renders it primarily useful for obtaining the use of any telecommunication facility or service, under circumstances that give rise to a reasonable inference that the device has been used or is or was intended to be used to obtain the use of any telecommunication facility or service without payment of a lawful charge therefor, is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years.

Forfeiture
(2) Where a person is convicted of an offence under subsection (1) or paragraph 326(1)(b), any instrument or device in relation to which the offence was committed or the possession of which constituted the offence, on such conviction, in addition to any punishment that is imposed, may be ordered forfeited to Her Majesty, whereupon it may be disposed of as the Attorney General directs.

So if it's not yours then don't use it. If you do use it then know you have to prove a "lawful excuse" for such use and that you'll likely forfeit your gear for at least the duration of the investigation and trial(s).

C-46, Section 430

Mischief in relation to data

(1.1) Every one commits mischief who wilfully
(a) destroys or alters data;
(b) renders data meaningless, useless or ineffective;
(c) obstructs, interrupts or interferes with the lawful use of data; or
(d) obstructs, interrupts or interferes with any person in the lawful use of data or denies access to data to any person who is entitled to access thereto.

Punishment

(2) Every one who commits mischief that causes actual danger to life is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.
Punishment

(3) Every one who commits mischief in relation to property that is a testamentary instrument or the value of which exceeds five thousand dollars
(a) is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years; or
(b) is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

Idem

(4) Every one who commits mischief in relation to property, other than property described in subsection (3),
(a) is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years; or
(b) is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

A good summary of relevant US law can be found here:
http://irongeek.com/i.php?page=computerlaws/state-hacking-laws

Looks like I missed some notable ones:

* X-Files 2: I Want to Believe. (Downloadable trailers here and other info here.)
* Journey to the Cener of the Earth. Based on the Jules Verne classic.

Note: I've linked to Apple's trailers, the links are likely to become invalid over time. Just google the movie names and you'll find the official sites.

* Wanted This one was completely unknown to me until this morning. Angelina Jolie & Morgan Freeman in an awesome Mr. & Mrs. Smith meets Transporter kinda flic.
* Mongol. The Genghis Khan story.
* Hulk.
* Indiana Jones - Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
* Hellboy 2 - The Golden Army.
* IronMan. Starts tonight (2 May 2008).
* Bangkok Dangerous. Nicholas Cage plays an assassin in Thailand.
* Get Smart. Action comedy remake of the classic series with Maxwell Smart and Agent 99.
* WALL*E. Pixar's next, about a little lonely robot.
* The Spiderwick Chronicles. I just found this on Apple's site, however it says Feb 2008 and I don't recall seeing it in previews or commercials. The official site says DVD June 24.
* Batman - The Dark Knight.