Silicon Asylum

Hmmmm I wonder what it takes to get R-rated? So far I've ONLY seen PG rated BLOGs. Though I haven't dug very far..... This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words: * death (3x) * gun (2x) * abortion (1x)

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This completely boggles my mind. Why do people refuse to engage their brains? How could any sane person think this was a good idea? Romney's Cruel Canine Vacation The incident: dog excrement found on the roof and windows of the Romney station wagon. How it got there: Romney strapped a dog carrier — with the family dog Seamus, an Irish Setter, in it — to the roof of the family station wagon for a twelve hour drive from Boston to Ontario, which the family apparently completed, despite Seamus's rather visceral protest. WTF? Why did the border worker ever let this car in to Canada. I feel like Canada is a worse place for them just having visited ... even if it was 1983. Original Article

Caught this over at The Squid Zone . Personally I'm still on the fence (ya I know Atheists everywhere are cringing now....oh well), I believe there has to be something bigger, better, all powerful, and I like the hope that there's something afterwards. Some day I'll figure out what I actually believe ;) "You scored as a Spiritual Atheist Ah! Some of the coolest people in the world are Spiritual Atheists. Most of them weren't brought up in an organized religion and have very little baggage. They concentrate on making the world a better place and know that death is just another part of life. What comes after, comes after." What kind of atheist are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Yes this is part one, I don't have a plan for Part 2 but based on the things I've encountered in this world I CAN NOT fathom that I won't come up with something else. So I ran across this "Zune Team Getting Amnesty for iPod Use" article on slashdot. Following the obvious set of links . The comments on the Flickr photo page just amazed me. By Flickr user ariel_waldman: "I wonder how many iPods Zune bought to make a marketing point. Notice how all the iPods in there are the same generation." WoW! Did she even read the story? Zune is a product, an in-animate object it can not possibly purchase anything. How could someone claim to be such a fan of Apple's iPod (see her other comments) and have NFC that Zune is a Microsoft product meant to compete with Apple's iPod. Hey Ariel has your iPod made any purchases lately? /sigh I know that in the grand scope of things this is a minor grammatical issue but seriously people, at least engage part of your bra...

Here are some links I've been saving up that I thought people might be interested in: * World's Largest Fossil Forest, and One of the Oldest - This is VERY cool ... 25 square miles! * For the electricity conscience among you - S3 Standby Done Right * Infected or NOT - Quick online Virus scanner. I came across it at work and bookmarked it. It currently only supports IE (no surprise) but the good news is FireFox support is in the works. I did a little research before deciding to post it and everyone seem to be happy with it and agree that it's on the up and up.

I recently caught this article over at NBC. It seems that what we thought we knew about death was wrong. It turns out that the cells of our body don't actually die that quickly when deprived of oxygen, they die quickly when the oxygen is restored. How messed is that? Personally it boggles my mind.....anyway onward with the science :) "But if the cells are still alive, why can't doctors revive someone who has been dead for an hour? Because once the cells have been without oxygen for more than five minutes, they die when their oxygen supply is resumed."

Hey I know it's been a long while since I've posted. I've been working away from home a fair amount and recently had a death in the family. I have a bunch of bookmarks saved up for things I want to post about but haven't had time to put articles together yet. Rest assured there'll be some updates shortly.

A family member recently forwarded this to me and I thought it made a good commentary on how busted our world is becoming: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins, Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Princi...

And you always thought flying was the most safe form of travel. "'The pilot of a Lan Chile Airbus A340 ... notified air traffic controllers at Auckland Oceanic Centre after seeing flaming space junk hurtling across the sky just five nautical miles in front of and behind his plane...'" Space Debris Narrowly Misses Airliner That's just messed up, I mean I knew that space junk posed a threat for our satellites, rockets, the shuttle, ISS, etc but having to worry about it entering the atmosphere just sucks. I mean yay one less thing for our extra-atmospheric endeavors to collide with but still messed up. I wonder if my house insurance covers "impact from flaming space debris". I know I get most bizarre "act of god" type things but that's pushing it.

Ran across this the other day, a sadly true Microsoft'ism. "Error Message: Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords" http://support.microsoft.com/kb/276304 Also for those who haven't heard me talk about it yet, if your a programmer or any type of techie checkout The Daily WTF (recently renamed).

This is an oldy but a goody. It's a new version of the digital clock done in flash: http://www.solvang-thomsen.dk/hand.swf

In follow-up to my earlier post When College isn't College . I noticed on House the other night that Dr. Gregory House (the main character) made a comment about being the Dr. and making the diagnostic choices he was making because he "...went to college." WTF? In Canada all Dr. go to University for their degree. Is "college" just the US'ism for Post Secondary Education in general?

" Sun May Be Warming Both Earth and Mars " .... hmmmm sounds like scientists may have jumped the gun on the whole Global Warming thing. Warming occuring on Mars now has some thinking that the Sun is to blame. Of course this won't be the final answer, science will have to flip-flop on the answer about another 1000 times over the next 100 years before we come to some kind of conclusion. Next we'll find out cell phone use really is unhealthy ;)

Ok this has been driving me nutts lately. In Canada there is a pretty distinct line between College and University. BUT in the US everyone seems to refer to post-secondary education as College (whether it's actually College or University). Is there really no difference between a College Diploma and a University Degree in the US? Is one not hands on (college) and the other book (university) learning like it is in Canada? (Yes that last line is over generalized but that's basically how it boils down.)

Just ran across this @ slashdot and couldn't NOT mention it here. (Nice double negative there eh?) Anyway....... "For the second year running, no U.S. city has made the list of the world's top Intelligent Communities of 2007" but Ottawa is on the list (as is Waterloo). Slashdot Story Original Story As announced by ICF chairman John Jung, the intelligent city finalists are: Dundee, Scotland, United Kingdom Gangnam District, Seoul, South Korea Issy-les-Moulineaux, France Ottawa-Gatineau, Ontario-Quebec, Canada Sunderland, Tyne & Wear, United Kingdom Tallinn, Estonia Waterloo, Ontario, Canada

Just found this site..... http://thedailywtf.com/ one of the recent entries caught my attention http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Chocolate_Covered_SQL.aspx (Scroll down till you see the package of chocolate they actually printed their SQL query [not the results] ont he packaging).

Today's Dilbert was particularly good (IMHO) so I thought I'd pass it along. http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20070122.html

So you decide to post a scan of a cheque (check) or a credit card or perhaps even a picture of a travel bug (for the geocachers in the crowd) and you blur out the important number(s). Well with scripting and storage the way it is these days that doesn't really cut it. Picture someone creating a "dictionary" of pictures with sequential blurred numbers to check against. This would be very much akin to a standard dictionary attack where all the words are passed through the same one way hash and compared against your one way hash. (Create all the possible iterations of the image, blur and compare against your image). Get the whole story here > http://dheera.net/projects/blur.php . In the future, black out the number(s) (make sure you don't have multiple layers).

Hinterland Who's Who Spoof Spiders on drugs . Freaky Octopus Camo (colour changing) etc....